I stubbed my toe really hard. So I sat on the Pilates ball to recover and discovered Drew did something to it and it needs refilling so I promptly fell over and hit my head on the desk. I went to lie on the bed and grabbed the chapstick sitting on the dresser as I walked by and seconds from putting it on my lips I realized it was crazy glue.
Crazy glue that looks like chapstick.
I’m an only child who grew up thinking cows on the front lawn was normal.
The first “lonely little pea.”